Kiwi Klassifieds: What's New Zealand for 911?

Kinja'd!!! "Conner Wylie" (Heeltoe)
04/21/2015 at 17:30 • Filed to: classifieds

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So while I was recently contemplating an extended trip to New Zealand, I decided to take a look through their classifieds (as one does). After losing many hours of my day it was plain to me that the Kiwis have such a crazy car culture that their “used car” section makes ours look like we’re merely selling toasters (minimal fire damage, still runs well, only leaks oil when you make Pop Tarts).

The first thing that I just HAD to have was !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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Who wants a 125,000 mile 2002 Civic when you can have a glorious International Fire Engine (It even has a V8!)

The seller claims they spent around 15 grand restoring this beast, but that’s chump change when you’re talking about realizing dreams or attending “charity events”. I know what you’re thinking, and YES the siren works, as does the air horn and flood lights. It’s basically a noise ordinance violation waiting to happen.

It even comes with its own resident spider.

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DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Conner Wylie
04/21/2015 at 17:38

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I believe it is 111.

Although I hear a rumour that dialing 911 in Australia will redirect you to 000, so perhaps NZ has the same


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > MonkeePuzzle
04/21/2015 at 17:52

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Oh, I thought he was talking about a Porsche.

111 in answer to the question.

There are not that many countries where you would dial 911.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Cé hé sin
04/21/2015 at 17:53

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it is wholly appropriate that you would see 911 on oppo and assume porsche :D


Kinja'd!!! doodon2whls > Conner Wylie
04/21/2015 at 18:57

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‘Noyn, wahn, wahn’


Kinja'd!!! Kelvinator > doodon2whls
04/21/2015 at 23:34

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We arent aussies... its ‘Nihn wun wun’